Certified dad joke. Salon approved.
This crop top is for people who love a bad pun, a good bun, and committing to the bit. Equal parts classic rock energy and tired-hair humor, it’s soft, flirty, and guaranteed to earn at least one eye roll.

Product features
- 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton for a soft yet durable feel
- Extra-light fabric (3.5 oz/yd²) keeps you cool in warm weather
- Scoop neckline that flatters and layers easily
- Raw sleeve and bottom hems for a relaxed, festival-ready look
- Self shoulder tape and tear-away label for lasting shape and comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



 
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S
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Width, in
17.00
18.00
19.00
20.00
21.50
23.00


Length, in
18.75
19.75
20.00
20.62
21.25
21.87