Certified dad joke. Salon approved.
This crop top is for people who love a bad pun, a good bun, and committing to the bit. Equal parts classic rock energy and tired-hair humor, it’s soft, flirty, and guaranteed to earn at least one eye roll.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, durable fabric ideal for printing
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit to retain shape
- Tubular, seamless body for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Shoulder tape for stability and tear-away pearlized label for comfort
- Prints use DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL




Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50