Classic dad joke. Fresh salon delivery.
This crop top is for people who appreciate terrible puns, good hair days, and humor that makes everyone groan just a little. Soft, flirty, and unapologetically corny, it’s proof that confidence and comedy age beautifully.
Product features
- 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
- Extra-light fabric (3.5 oz/yd²) — airy and breathable for warm days
- Scoop neckline that flatters and layers easily
- Raw sleeve and bottom hems for a relaxed, festival-ready look
- Self-fabric shoulder tape and tear-away label for clean lines and comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 23.00 |
| Length, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.00 | 20.62 | 21.25 | 21.87 |




