Trad wife energy. Unhinged humor. Immaculate vibes.
This hoodie flips the whole trad wife fantasy on its perfectly coiffed head. Think vintage domestic bliss, sharp eyeliner, sharper wit, and a knife that’s doing satire, not crime. It’s a joke, a mood, and a warning label for people who underestimate you.

Product features
- 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton — smooth, durable print surface
- Extra light fabric (3.5 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort in warm weather
- Scoop neckline to flatter and frame the collarbone
- Raw bottom and sleeve hems for a relaxed, lived-in look
- Self-fabric shoulder tape and tear-away label for clean lines and comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean