Trad wife energy. Unhinged humor. Immaculate vibes.
This hoodie flips the whole trad wife fantasy on its perfectly coiffed head. Think vintage domestic bliss, sharp eyeliner, sharper wit, and a knife that’s doing satire, not crime. It’s a joke, a mood, and a warning label for people who underestimate you.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (heather/triblend color notes apply)
- Lightweight fabric at 3.8 oz/yd² for breathable all-day wear
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Crossover “V” neckline detail for a polished look
- Back chest salon logo + front graphic: playful stylist illustration and bold lettering

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean