This T-shirt flips the whole trad wife fantasy on its perfectly coiffed head. Think vintage domestic bliss, sharp eyeliner, sharper wit, and a knife that’s doing satire, not crime. It’s a joke, a mood, and a warning label for people who underestimate you.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular, no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified safety for comfortable, trusted wear
- DTF/DTG printed graphics: bold front illustration and small back logo with lasting color
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |