Trad wife energy. Unhinged humor. Immaculate vibes.
This hoodie flips the whole trad wife fantasy on its perfectly coiffed head. Think vintage domestic bliss, sharp eyeliner, sharper wit, and a knife that’s doing satire, not crime. It’s a joke, a mood, and a warning label for people who underestimate you.

Product features
- 100% natural 6 oz cotton canvas
- Vibrant, high-clarity double-sided print
- One size: 15" x 16" (38.1 x 40.6 cm)
- Self-fabric shoulder handles for comfort
- Durable midweight fabric for everyday use

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.