Hair joke. Lesbian joke.
Zero confusion for the right audience.
This crop top is a cheeky nod to salon culture and sapphic humor, cropped just enough to feel bold without trying too hard. Soft, comfy, and confidently queer, it’s the kind of shirt that gets clocked instantly by people who get it.

Product features
- 65% polyester / 35% combed ring‑spun cotton — smooth, lightweight (3.5 oz/yd²) fabric
- Scoop neckline that flatters the collarbone
- Raw sleeve and bottom hems for a relaxed, lived‑in look
- Self‑fabric shoulder tape to prevent stretching and maintain clean lines
- Tear‑away label and relaxed, modest crop fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



 
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Width, in
17.00
18.00
19.00
20.00
21.50
23.00


Length, in
18.75
19.75
20.00
20.62
21.25
21.87