This one’s for people who love a little tension, a little humor, and watching reactions ripple across a room. Cozy enough to cuddle in, bold enough to make brunch weird in the best way.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and texture
- Medium-weight fabric (6.5 oz/yd²) — warm but not bulky
- Relaxed fit with side seams for comfortable structure
- Member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol; sourced from Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Width, in | 17.50 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 23.50 | 25.00 |
"My Safe Word Is Moist" Hoodie
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