Freshly groomed. Fully immunized. Chronically unbothered.
Our Waxed & Vaxed Hoodie is for people who like their humor sharp, their politics implied, and their punchlines worn loud on cotton. Soft enough for couch lounging, bold enough for grocery store side-eye, and funny enough to start conversations you absolutely meant to start.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (heather/triblend options available)
- Lightweight fabric — 3.8 oz/yd² for breathable comfort
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Crossover “V” neckline and long sleeves with cuffs
- Back and front printed graphic details in bright pinks and purples

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



 
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Length, in
28.50
29.50
30.50
31.50
32.50
33.50


Width, in
17.50
19.00
20.50
22.00
23.50
25.00