He hates it.
You look incredible.This crop top is for radical bangs, unexpected fades, and the time-honored joy of watching your dad ask, “Why would you do that to your hair?” Soft, cropped, and proudly unconvincing to men over 50.
Product features
- Lightweight 3.5 oz fabric blend (65% polyester, 35% combed ring-spun cotton)
- Scoop neckline that flatters without constricting
- Raw sleeve and bottom hems for a relaxed, edgy finish
- Self-fabric shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 23.00 |
| Length, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.00 | 20.62 | 21.25 | 21.87 |
"We Do Hair That Will Piss Your Dad Off" Crop Top
$37.32Price




